Physical
State : Ice
Liquid
State : Water
Gaseous
State : Vapours
Wait!! Wait!!
It’s totally wrong! Let’s start all over again!
Physical
State : Uttar Pradesh
Liquid
State : Uttarakhand
Volatile
State : Telangana
Am I
correct now? Oh Gosh!! I am in such a perplexed mental state!! Please help me
out. I am not at fault as there are too many states to keep in mind and lo!
There is even a super hit “Two States” adding to the bewilderment!!
And yes!
Yes! We have become a nation with twenty nine states with the new state being
carved out in the backdrop of violence, bloodshed, furore and communal
tensions. Cruel fate of states I must tell you. No?!
Is it a
sorry state of affairs when it comes to Muzzafarnagar or when it comes to
metropolitan cities and again the crime capital, Uttar Pradesh treating women
like hard core sociopaths? Or maybe
it is unhealthy and unhygienic state of affairs for we lack even the most basic
“toilet” facility in the twentieth century!!
Sigh!!
Prehistoric state. Don’t you think so?
And of
course, then there is the United States Of America which can give anyone a run
for their money when it comes to making news or snooping into zillions of
personal lives and invading numerous territories in the name of “national
security”!!
Thank
goodness!! Mr. Modi’s visit to USA in September will hopefully strengthen
India’s “diplomatic” relations with Uncle Sam benefitting not only the milk
state but also make “ache din” pan India more beautiful.
The list
doesn’t end here!!
We have
a new Central government in place but Delhi state is left in a forsaken state.
I bet it is cursed or something. Otherwise, why would completely sane and
competent parties dilly-dally over the issue of forming a government in the
heart of the nation, promise for the same and then take a complete u-turn on
their statements.
Then
there is an utter chaotic state with El nino hounding our weather patterns,
inflation tormenting our meager budgets and the ever increasing Current Account
Deficit and the ever sinking rupee adding to the hullabaloo. Oops! I forgot to
mention the impending water and electricity wars. Had it not been for the communiqué
issued by the government and RBI, things would have been in a pretty mind
boggling state for us commoners. What’s say?
Oh! We
got entangled in the web of states! Let’s start over one last time.
Physical
State : Chaiwaala
Liquid
State : Shehzada
Gaseous
State : 49-day Chief Minister
Or is it
Physical
State : Khap Panchayats
Liquid
State : State governors
Gaseous
State : Subrata Roy
COFUSION!! CONFUSION!!
CONFUSION!!
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I think? I should give my itchy fingers a little
rest here but you please forgive me if I made any errors in my statements and
forgive me for writing after such a long time as can clearly see my tormented
mental state. And of course, do write to us if you find “the” answer to “the”
question:
“What
STATE of affairs are we living in? Wait!! Is it actually the state of affairs
or affairs of the state?”
